And 100 Times More Honest

So Violet finally got me to read the spoof on the Twilight screen play. It was mildly amusing, mostly eight grade humor, but a few places really had me laughing. Take this quote for example.

CAM GIGANDET
Oh man, that looks great, are you gonna finish that?
ROBERT PATTINSON
Stay away from her or my family will have to kill you.
Specifically, we'll have to hiss at you like fifth graders
pretending to be Dracula, and then kill you.
CAM GIGANDET
Murder, eh? That's one hell of a family activity. My family usually just plays Scrabble.
ROBERT PATTINSON
The family that slays together, stays together.

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